somesickcat:

… a speedo seems odd for him to wear and boy shorts certainly wouldn’t do it, and he is European… so it was sort of an in between ground we found, and ultimately it was really a question of getting options and seeing which one he felt best in.

thank you lord jesus

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hannibal mikkelsex

drunkasswhiteboys:

Bitch I’m on my swag

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versacekardashian:

"This is how to flirt"

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thepianogirl1:

And in that moment, everybody in the theater let out a huge sigh of relief as they realized what had just happened; for the first time in forever there was no forced romance between the protagonists in an action movie. 
The heavens finally answered the prayers of the people. 

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sweet relief pacific rim

a-starlit-dream:

americangothgirl:

saucefactory:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

peabodysfedora:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”

THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME

Did my fart love til now?

I’M CRYING

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